Can You Say, LOSERS?

It is Friday, March 31st at roughly 11 PM. We just got a phone call from Victims of Desire...and they are so sorry, they aren't coming. OK, join me....everyone together...Victims of Desire are fucking losers. This group, claims to be professionals....they claim they have never cancelled a booking in 22 years....well Faces is their first...after advertising them for the last 6 weeks in EXP (gee, do you think they offered to reimburse us for their screwing over Faces...nope)...They call us roughly 2 hours before they were supposed to be on stage....do you think maybe they knew earlier today since they live in Ohio and we aren't exactly a two hour drive from Ohio? We have had pretty good luck with dancers, video stars, DJ's, and recording artists...most of them are professional and show up when they promise to be here....in fact I can coumt on one hand the number of times one of our bookings has been a "no show". Victims of Desire is obviously not...so do us a favor...pass this on to everyone you know....Victims of Desires...LOSERS! We apologize for the inconvenience and hope you decide to come party with us this weekend anyway.